PokéLand: The Official Pokemon Theme Park

Welcome to PokéLand: The Official Pokemon Theme Park. Some here to ride rides, eat food, puke food after riding rides, AND MUCH MOAR.

Lots of Pokemon were harmed in the Making of this Amusement Park

Current Body Count : 3

You must buy admission before entering the park~

Admission:

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Toddler (2 and Under) : Free
Adult Ticket (Ages 12-64) : $45
Child's Ticket (Ages 3-11) : $35

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Attractions:

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Hall of Mirrors ~ Help the distressed Mr. Mime find his way out of the Hall of Mirrors
Hot Air Drifloons ~ Rise up and down inside Drifloons and Drifblims.
Caroufail ~ Crash into other riders on Rapidashes, Ponytas, Stantlers, and girafarigs.
Log Flumes ~ Ride down a 100 ft. splashy drop, in a hollowed out Sudowoodo.
Old Chateau ~ Sit down, and buckle up for this 12-minute ride of non-stop thrills and screams.
Gyarados's Rage ~ Ride through this 4-minute roller coaster on the back of a gyarados. The main drop of this coaster is a 175 foot drop at a 110^o angle.

Entertainment:

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Jigglypuff Idol ~ Listen to this fabulous 30-Minute concert performed by Jigglypuff herself. Note: Drool may fall from the viewers above you.
Chatot's Chatterbox ~ Have some awesome laughs when listening to Chatot telling very random jokes to everyone in the audience.

Transportation:

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Woodland Transit ~ Ride the monorails within super-sized, hollowed out, Caterpies and Weedles.

Resturants:

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Lucario's Heavy Metal Café ~ Come here and enjoy various american foods while Screamo and Heavy Metal music blasts in your ears.
Feekarp Central ~ Enjoy your favorite varities of sushi! All products made from Pure Magikarp and Feebas.
Espeon's Classical Café - a small coffee shop that serves drinks and small foods like donuts and chocolates. soft classical music plays over the intercom to allow customers a chance for conversation

((Will Add More Later but I've been working on this for 45 minutes xD))

Electivire wrote:Feekarp Central ~ Enjoy your favorite varieties of sushi! All products made from Pure Magikarp and Feebas.

NOOOOOOOOOOOO D:
I'll buy a ticket.

7 wrote:

Electivire wrote:Feekarp Central ~ Enjoy your favorite varieties of sushi! All products made from Pure Magikarp and Feebas.

NOOOOOOOOOOOO D:
I'll buy a ticket.

Yum! cant wait to eat those Magikarps!
Ill buy a ticket x]

meh.....one toddler please....

One Adult Ticket Please :p

id like to open a restaurant in the park :3

Espeon's Classical Café - a small coffee shop that serves drinks and small foods like donuts and chocolates. soft classical music plays over the intercom to allow customers a chance for conversation

AP47 I control what music plays xD

You've all been accepted.

Espeon's Cafe is Open <3

Quan's Request is Denied <3

Adam Parks Totally Normal Ride ~ Nothing Seems to bad about this ride its all normal

Lol Feebas, here is an idea for attraction

Aerial Ace: Ride Flying pokemon and try blasting your opponents to the ground from greats hieghts


Ace bought a ticket for himself

Cool! I am hungry,to the Heavy Metal Cafe!

Ace Was Accepted to this Epic Spamming Phenomenon.


"WELCOME TO THE METAL CAAAFEEEEEEEEE! HERE, PUT THESE HEADPHONES ONNNNNN! THERE, NOW THEY'RE STUCK ON YOUR HEAD AND YOU CAN'T TAKE THEM OFF. AND DID I MENTION THEY WERE ON MAX VOLUUUUUMMEEE!?! HAVE FUN, WE ALSO OFFER COMPLENTARY KNIFES SO YOU CAN CUT YOURSELF. HERE'S A MENUUUUU!"

*Weird Screaming Man Guides Ace to a Table*

Lol a restaurant idea HFT (Hoenn fried torchic)


I CAN'T HEAR ANYTHING!

Ace Looks at Menu

I'LL TAKE A MOUNTAIN DEW, AND SOME HOENN FRIED TORCHIC PLZ!.

Ace looked at the park map

NO! ITS BLANK! I HAVE TO FIX THAT!

"DO YOU WANT BARBEQUE, RANCH, HONEY MUSTARD, OR BLOOD SAUCE!?"

we should make a map

HONEY MUSTARD! NOW I SHALL INVITE JUSTIN TO A CUTTING CONTEST!

Ace Calls Justin

COME TO LUCARIO HEAVY METAL CAFE, WE WILL VERSE IN CUTTING!

((I may work on a map after I make all the attractions, then I could post this on a bunch of sites. It would be, THE MOST EPIC SPAM MANEUVER EVER~ XD))

Waiter: "OKAY, BLOOD SAUCE COMING RIGHT UP!"


Justin: "Oh Mai! Kay~"