Push The Button

ハードゲイ comes out from a bush and dances right next to you.

-pushes the Genesis button-

the company SEGA explodes

*pushes the slurpee button*

you get a massive slurpee induced brain freeze


*pushes the Pepsi button*

A Pepsi style car runs you over.

*presses the If You Were Queer button*

It crushes you for using the same answer to two buttons.

*presses the Avenue Q button*

I punch you in the face.
Why? Cuz.

-pushes the button-

but This button gets pushed instead = no more Magikarps :O

I push the button labeled 'A Series Of Unfortunate Events'

(i was bored so i decided to read these books, I know all of you are ashamed of me)

The VFD come and take you away. Count Olaf finds you and shoots you in the back.
Yes, I read the books too.


-pushes the right button-

(Count Olaf gets no money cause i live sucker)

You get slapped by a Leftie

I push the 3rd button

My third finger (starting from the pinkie) flicks at you.

-pushes the frigate button-

The Titanic rises.

*pushes the color-change button*

A kecleon appears and mugs you

*presses the lolwut button*

A green pear with a mouth comes out of nowhere and eats you.
Oh wait, lolwut? I thought it said lol wut.
Nevermind.
Uh...a Blue Meanie comes and eats you.


-pushes the McDonald's button-

Ronald comes and checks you for breast cancer.

*Presses the HG/SS button*