Push The Button

water flows from nowhere and you drown

*presses the silver button*

A huge thing of silver drops down on you, crushing you

*presses the Lithium button*

the lithium in all batteries seeps into your socks and explode

*pushes the Sky-Forme Shaymin button*

A Sky-Forme Shaymin lulls you to seep with grasswhistle and a giratina then eats you

*presses the OM NOM NOM button*

Giratina eats you too and says "om nom nom*

*pushes the hi button*

you get high and make out with a girl :O

Pushes the flip button?

i flip you onto your back

*pushes the pizza button*

Dominoes dies. Great job, genius.

*pushes the insanity button*

you go insane

*pushes the maple button*

You go to canada and Kassandra and many other members force you to work in a maple syrup factory

I push the 'e' Button

a giant letter "E" falls from the sky and crushes you

*pushes the ipod button*

Apple goes bankrupt.

*pushes the new reply button*

i reply to your post

*pushes the stalker button*

I look at your location on the Who's Online list, and find your house.

*pushes the Diglett button*

that muscular diglett from spam central eats you when you reach my house

*pushes the emerald button*