Push The Button

I go Hyper Cirrus, and sweep worlds.

*Pushes the Sonic button*

sonic the fastest thing in the world suddenly becomes reeeeeeeaaaalllllly sloow

*pushes the Beatles button*

John Lennon comes out from his grave and kills you, but not before stabbing Yoko. George Harrison comes down from nirvana and attempts to bring world peace, but fails and the Apocalypse occurs.

Granted you are now a girl and Quan flirts with you

I push the 'Toyota' button

a truck runs you over for saying Quan flirts with 7

*pushes the unhappy button*

Mew, he used to do that. x]
Ace, if I turned into a girl that would rule.

<-unhappy button's result

-pushes the Crazy Train button-

Ozzy Osborne drives his train through your house

*pushes the magikarp button*

7 breeds them and attacks

I push the Asian Power button

Asians rule the world
*pushes the Mew button*

Ashley gets rap3d by a mew o.o

I push the "?" Button

?

-pushes the purple button to the left of the Asian Pride button-

all Asians turn purple good job Var
*pushes the 7 button*

I explode. Good job, Mew.

-pushes the flashing light to the right of the Sonic button-

Silver Sonic comes out of a nearby closet, and slaps you.

*pushes the Hyper Knuckles button*

Knuckles drinks a lot of coffee and punches you multiple times until the coffee wears off

I push the Asian Persuasion Button