Push The Button

Sparky comes an punches you, then I kill Sparky for being less Asian than me, and then Bibarel tries to kill me but I'm so much better than him so he dies too. Then I command the world and I create a dystopic future. Just because you pushed that button.
Rapture...will rise...again.

-pushes the button-

But A Button activates instead and a lightbulb explodes in your face

Pushes the "B" Button

A pop-up on the screen reads "Just hit down, and press A to select 'No'. Lazy."

*pushes the internal madness button*

Your Organs Have A War With Each Other While Inside Your Body, None Of Them Won, You Died. DX

Pushes the "5Ds" Button

5 floating letter D's slap you in the face

*pushes the teehee button*

Ryan Higa, (Youtube's Most Valuable Asian) comes out of nowhere with his ninja powers and breaks your leg. Before running he says "Teehee"

I push the button next to the McDonalds Button

The Burger King guy and the Wendy's chick maul you.
*presses the I Like Pie, GIMME PIE button*

i throw pie at chu

*pushes the pi button*

you are forced to sa the first 1000 digits of pi, fail, and get shot

*presses the GIMME PIE DAMMIT button*

i make pie and give it to you

*pushes the cherry button*

I blow up your house with a cherry bomb. OM NOM NOM

*presses the MO MO MON button*

someone named Mo Mo comes on Monday and gives you a diamond

*pushes the eggroll button*

All asians everywhere stab you to death with egg rolls

I push the "Die!" button

you die. good job

*pushes the cat button*

A cat mauls your face. G'job, mate.

*Pushes the WOO WOO WOO DD button*