Push The Button

Kass slaps you

I push the button titled '5'

7 slaps you.

*pushes button entitled 'SPARTA!'*

Spencer Slaps you

I push button marked 'Wi-Fi'

wi-fi fails so you cant use it

*pushes the alien button*

Aliens abduct you and steal your internetz.

*presses the Naruto button*

Naruto kicks you in da face

*pushes the lightbulb button*

When you get an idea the lightbulb explodes and glass penetrates your skin

I push this button

You get kissed by a hippo.

*Presses the lawl button*

You get mauled instead

Pushes the green button labled 'Blah'

hippo barfs on you

*pushes the heart button*

You have a heart attack.

*pushes the Shaychu button*

A wild Shaychu attacks you.

*presses the Don't Shoot The Puppy button*

I shot the puppy =O

*pushes the steak button*

The steak is from the dog that Mew shot; I eat it raw.

-pushes the IDC button-

A man comes at you with a knife and stabs you 13 times and leaves you to bleed to death, a bunch of people see you laying on the ground, bleeding, but don't help you because they don't care.

*presses the If You Were G-a-y button*